As everyone has heard by now, the two popular dishes of French Fries and French Toast,
have officially been renamed to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast, at least in the restaurants of our house of representitives. In doing so, however, they left out one of the most underlooked french options out there. French Bread Pizzas still adorn cafeteria lines everywhere, spouting their Frenchy goodness to all those who eat a la carte. Can we stand for this injustice to continue any longer? I say no! We must fight and we will not stop till every French item has become a blazing symbol of our country's shining patriotism. From now on students will take Freedom as their foreign language and look up words in the Freedom-English dictionaries. It shall be known as the Freedom revolution and the Freedom and Indian war. New Orleans will now have the Freedom quarter, and we will all take Freedom dresssing with our salads and put Freedom's mustard on our hot dogs. Finally, anyone whos last name is French will be overjoyed to learn of their mass renaming to Freedom. And thus the world will be a better place for all.
10:32 PM
